Facebook Status

Ok- I want to know the hidden meaning behind everyone's Facebook status. Why do you feel the need to have an emotional breakdown through your status update and then that cherry is posted on my homepage? I honestly don't want to know or care if you feel you have found a philosophical way via song lyrics to tell your ex how you feel about him finding someone way hotter then you or that you need to be seriously medicated.

Here's examples:

" I can't find the need to go on without you."
Suicide watch.

" Imma try and add ur name to my hall or fame."
Whore.

" I keep forgetting to forget you."
A.D.D.

" I have become comfortably numb."
Again with the suicide watch...

"Dropped a deux wild."
Over share.

"Lick it all night."
Desperate.