Leprechaun Sighting in Alabama

Ok. Really people? The residents of the Crichton community in Mobile Alabama were "alarmed" and "scared" when someone spotted a Leprechuan in a tree. Are you kidding me? I wonder when you go into the south if these people are even living on the same planet? I literally don't understand how anyone could have realistically considered that a Leprechuan was even an option. I mean what happened? Did someone just get done smoking some laced crack while watching Leprechuan in the Hood and decided that it must have been taking place in their own hood? A sweet looking chick actually stated that "It was probably a crackhead that got ahold of the wrong stuff and was told to play a Leprechuan". My god people, THAT WAS A REAL SUGGESTION.

Next point at hand, the main problem that the police had to deal with was the massive crowd of people wanting to up-root the tree and find the Leprechuan's pot of gold.

Enough said.

Did anyone find it interesting to say the least that there was a random dude that said he had a magic Leprechuan flute that was passed down for thousand's of years from his great grandfather who was Irish. Did he notice that he doesnt exactly look.....IRISH?

I am just astonished that this was a real situation and that my brain is being clogged with this idiotic situation.