PEDO-SMILES

We all know those guys...the ones that give you a freaky feeling when they are lingering near you in the grocery store. You know that guy that is hanging around the park with that shit-eating grin on his face while he eats an ice cream cone. They send off this vibe that makes you want to crap your pants. While you feel the need to vomit and your starring at the creeper you think "wow- I KNOW that guy's name is Jester the Molestor".

Some people may say there is no real way to spot a pedophile.WRONG. All of these creeper's have one thing in common. PEDO-SMILE'S.

Whats a PEDO-SMILE you ask? Let me give you some prime examples from top notch Pedophiles. These guys were not playing around.

PEDO-SMILE #1- Elby Jesse Hars

This creeper not only has a most legit pedo-smile I have ever seen, but he is taking topless picture of himself as well? Not needed buddy, we can already tell you are a hardcore molester by looking at your pedo-smile.

PEDO-SMILE #2- Edward Claire Reisch

This is obviously a dead give away right? If you didnt think so, Im worried for you.

PEDO-SMILE #3-Senorita Walker (Sweestest name...possibly ever)

This chick DEFINETLY has a Pedophile essence about her and she also paid kids $5,000 bucks to get laid... I think that qualifies her for the top Pedo award in my book.

Last but not least PEDO-SMILE #4- Debra Lafave

Really Debra? REALLY? You just had to sleep with a 13 year old boy? Most people would say
"I NEVER would have thought Debra Lafave would be a Pedophile, she doesnt look like the typical Molestor".
WRONG.
All you have to do is look past her enormous teeth and focus on her PEDO-SMILE. She has one just like the rest...sad but true. You would have thought a chick this hot wouldnt resort to sleeping with boys that havent hit puberty...but she was sadly born with that PEDO-SMILE. Sorry Deb.



Look guys, this is a lesson to be learned. Spot the PEDO-SMILE right away...and if you cant after this in depth lesson, well then... you can't be helped.