How to ruin someone's day...

So basically the picture above is showing some awesome hot-ish chick kicking the crap out of that weak guy that looks like he works at Staples. The moral of this story is that the weaks guys day is totally ruined...here are some things that ruin my day for sure.


Things that ruin my day:

1. The show "The Hills"
2. Daylight savings time
3. Paula Abdul
4. Whoopi Goldberg
5. Going into work early
6. Going into work late
7. Going into work at all
8. Stop signs
9. Hippies
10. Old people on the freeway
11. Dr. Phil
12. Cottage cheese
13. Joggers that jog in place when they are waiting at a corner

Now here are some things that brighten up my day:

1. Rolling my eyes when someone asks me a question
2. Pressing the "door close" button in an elevator when someone is running towards it
3. The show "Judge Judy"
4. Forcing someone to take the wrong exit because I wouldnt let them merge on the freeway
5. Not waking up
6. Not going to work
7. Arguing with someone when I am obviously wrong
8. Kicking my neighbors ugly bird houses on my way to the car
9. Making fun of someone for something that I do all the time
10. Littering
11. Seeing someone trip
12. Finding a good parking spot while laughing at those who don't
13. Answering questions with questions

This is just to name a few...I could go on and on but I don't know if you guys could handle my awesomeness. Out.