Best Worst Movie...possibly ever.

Where do I even begin? Do I begin with the fact that this movie has absolutely no plot or the fact that everyone looks like they went to Walmart and bought a troll halloween costume while tripping on LSD?

Ok lets start with this. Is the main kid really a kid or a midget? I can't figure it out. The movie would actually be badass if he was a midget...but I feel thats too much to ask for.

On to the next subject at hand... This movie was made in 2001, yet everyone looks like they came straight from the welfare line in 1983. Was the budget so bad that the wardrobe department couldnt even hit up a Salvation Army and resorted to their mom's clothes in the garage?

Why do they insist on showing us their LAME graphics time and time again saying "Troll 2". Do they think we have amnesia? Oh I know, their target audience is 92 yrs old with Alzheimer's. They just have to point out more then once that they have a lame ass name for their movie.

Whats up with the dude that looks like he was plucked straight out of the show Saved by the Bell and says "And remember..." AND REMEMBER WHAT? That literally had no point. You know that guy was one of the producer's kids that they just slapped into a scene like..."Oh no one will notice, don't worry. Just have him wear these bottle glasses". His second line is "There eating her...and they are going to eat me!" ummmm.ok. I can't even get into his amazing acting abilities. Please rewatch that part a couple times. Baffling.

Trolls running through the forest and the David Hasselhoff wannabe= my favorite

My overall conclusion of this movie is that they casted some crackheads from Hemet CA, had them wear their mother's clothes from 1983 and filmed the whole movie on a budget of $5.00 maximum.

I am going to slap my own face for watching this. Thanks Willy.