Ninja's are amazing.

ULTIMATE POWER

FACTS ABOUT NINJA'S:

1. Ninja's are mammals

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time

3. Ninja's flip out and kill people...its cool.

Ninja's offical gear

NINJA TESTIMONIAL

" Ninja's have ulimate power and are super awesome. Ninja's can kill anyone they want anytime they want. Basically Ninja's go around cutting off people's heads just because they want to. Ninja's are so crazy that they flip out 24/7. My friend saw a full blown Ninja drop kick a kid because he sneezed, true story."- Some kid

"Ninja's are soooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it in my heart. Ninja's are totally amazing and thats a fact. Ninja's are smooth, cool, sleak, strong, powerful and awesome. I can't wait to start Yoga next year. I love Ninja's with all my body."- Some other kid

THATS WHAT I CALL ULTIMATE POWER.

Q & A:

Q. Why is everyone so obsessed with Ninja's?

A. Ninja's are the ultimate paradox. On one hand they don't give a crap, on the other they are super sneaky.

Q. I heard that Ninja's are always mean, whats their problem?

A. Whoever told you that is a liar. Remember, Ninja's are MAMMALS, they can kill and be totally cool.

Q. How do Ninja's spend their free time?

A. Basically they spend all their free time flying...but sometimes they like to stab people.

I hope you guys realize how totally amazing Ninja's are. If you didnt before, you suck.