I was pondering the other day about possible career's when I finally had an epiphany; kicking ass. Every day I would get up, eat beef jerky, grab my ass-kicking gear and go downtown to kick major ass. I would go to different places everyday like animal rights activists conventions, feminist rights protests and retirement homes. I would of course hit up Wal-Mart on Saturdays unless there was a Mime on the way ( Mimes ALWAYS get priority beatings).
Kicking ass is definitely not for everyone. Specifically Liberals, hicks and hippies cannot become ass kicking administrators. While kicking ass is simple in theory, its execution is complex in nature requiring a certain ineptness to sensitivity, sarcasm and all of the above.
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