I hope everyone that likes plain cheese pizza dies.

I hate everyone that likes plain cheese pizzas. Ohhh...don't like toppings on your pizza, sissy boy? You don't want onions on your pizza because you don't like the way they taste? If I have kids, they will NEVER eat plain cheese pizzas. Ever. My kids arent going to grow up thinking they can pick and choose what they eat and be happy like all these other wuss kids.

A good example of this is the movie "Home Alone". I hate Macaulay Culkin (the little jerk in the movie that plays Kevin). During the first part of the movie, his generous parents are ordering pizza and ask him what he wants on his order. He orders a cheese-only pizza. What kind of asshole orders a cheese-only pizza? Who does he think he is? Mr. Big Shot wants a cheese-only pizza.....pardon me your majesty, but is there anything else you would like? A hotdog without ketchup or some skim milk perhaps? How about nothing you spoiled little brat? Does nothing sound good enough for you? Or are you going to complain about that too? That pail little shit. Laughing while he eats his cheese-only pizza. Laughing. Happy. Warm, but no. He has to complain about having his pizza eaten by some other idiot.

Left with the options to act like a normal person and eat pizza with toppings or cry/bitch about his stupid cheese-only pizza being eaten, he chooses the latter and gets sent to the attic like the spoiled little idiot he is. For me, the attic is even too generous. I might throw his out in the snow and make his suffer hypothermia until he grew a backbone. He may even have to pay a fee and get his legs amputated to cross the bridge of hypothermia, guarded by my pal Jack Frost. Give him hell Frosty. Give him hell.